Really?

Today as I was driving home from work, I glanced over to see that the pickup next to me had a big painted sign on the side of it. It read, "Aggressive Plumbing, Inc." Now, let that soak in for a minute. Really? Aggressive Plumbing? I guess I didn't realize that plumbing is the sort of thing that needs such a forceful approach. Maybe I've been underestimating our pipes and sinks my whole life. I've always thought they were just simple unassuming run-of-the-mill fixtures. But apparently they can get really out of hand sometimes, in which case I would need an aggressive plumber. But I guess an aggressive plumber is better than a submissive plumber, who would probably just give up the instant the plumbing started talking smack.
-George